>>> HELLO WORLD!! welcome 2 my profesional portfolio :: i make WEBSITES that WORK (in Internet Explorer) :: 1.5 yrs of xperience :: i kno HTML, CSS, JavaScript & PHOTOSHOP :: hire me 4 ur next projekt!! :: i work 4 pierogi 🥟 :: plz sign my guestbook = free referense :: git push --force <3 <<<

🏠 Welcome 2 My Portfolio!! 🏠

Helo & welcome!! 👋 My name is Mikołaj Borowski and I am a professional Frontend Developer and self-taught Webmaster. I bilt this entire website by hand in Notepad++ with ZERO frameworks (frameworks r 4 ppl who cant code lol).

🚧 ~ MY PORTFOLIO IZ UNDER CONSTRUCTION (like all gud software) ~ 🚧
💡 Why hire me??
  • NEW! I kno HTML AND CSS (the hard 1)
  • My websites r 100% compatible w/ Internet Explorer 6
  • I can center a div... eventually 🙏
  • I work 4 competitive rates (pierogi accepted 🥟)
  • I have 1.5 years of profesional xperience*
*includes the summer i made my cousins band a MySpace page
~ Lines of Code Written (lifetime) ~
(8,000 of which were copy-pasted from forums)

★★★★★
rated 5 starz by my mom (verified client)

👨‍💻 About Me & My Skillz 👨‍💻

im a passionate, results-driven, ninja-rockstar-guru frontend dev based in Poland 🇵🇱. i drink an unhealthy amount of energy drink and i think in <div>s. here r my certified skill levelz:

🛠️ My Tech Stack:

HTML 4.01 CSS 2.1 JavaScript jQuery 1.2.6 Photoshop (slicing) Notepad++ FileZilla FTP <table> layouts Comic Sans

currently learning: "what is a framework"

"I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production."
— me, on every projekt

💼 My Best Projekts 💼

a curated selecshun of my finest werk (click 4 demo):

🥟Pierogi Palacemom's shop
❄️Falling Snow ScriptDHTML
🎬Epic Flash IntroSKIP >>
🔢Hit Counter v3PHP
✅TODO App87% done
🎸Cousins Band SiteMySpace
🏆 Featured Case Study: Pierogi Palace

click a projekt above 2 see the impresive details!!

🚧 ~ 47 more projekts cuming soon (after i finish the TODO app) ~ 🚧

📄 Resume / Curriculum Vitae 📄

💼 Profesional Xperience
  • 2008 — Present :: Freelance Webmaster
    built 3 websites. 1 is live. clients include my mom and a guy from the forum.
  • 2007 — 2008 :: MySpace Layout Designer
    customized 40+ profiles with glitter text & autoplay music. unpaid but rewarding.
  • 2006 :: First "Hello World"
    life changing. alert("hi") still gives me chills.
🎓 Education
  • YouTube University — Self Taught, honors
  • That one O'Reilly book (read 2 chapters)
  • Stack Overflow — copy/paste, summa cum laude
🗣️ Languages

Polski (native) · English (fluent in code comments) · HTML (it counts ok)

⭐ Client Testimonials ⭐

leave a testimonial = i add u as a "referense" on my CV!! 🙏 (plz say nice things)

~ 0 happy clients!! ~

💰 Hire Me!! 💰

ready 2 take ur website 2 the next level (2008)?? lets werk together!! 🤝

💵 My Rates (very competitive):
  • Basic Website — 5 pierogi 🥟 / page
  • Website + Hit Counter — 8 pierogi (counter is hard ok)
  • Flash Intro — 12 pierogi (NObody will skip it i promise)
  • Center a div — price upon request (may take 2 weeks)
  • "make it pop" — i will add more gradients. 3 pierogi.
📨 Send me a job offer!!

📧 contact me by email · ⏱️ response time: eventually

🎮 Łap Pierogi!! 🎮

my first ever JavaScript gejm!!! 🕹️ move the basket w/ ur mouse (or ← → arrows). catch the pierogi 🥟 = +10. catch a bug 🐛 = game over (just like real life lol).

SCORE: 0 HI-SCORE: 0 LIVES: ❤️❤️❤️
🥟 ŁAP PIEROGI 🥟
catch pierogi, avoid the bugs!!

⚠️ warning: this gejm has NO save feature (i still dont kno backend) — hi-score lives in ur browser only 😿

📖 Księga Gości 📖

look who visited my homepage!!! 🤩 sum VERY important ppl signed my księga gości (no i did NOT make these up lol):

~ 0 sławnych gości zostawiło wpis!! ~